Will (Lead guitar, vocals & navigation)

Currently "Floating My Boat": The White Hart darts team - I'm (Was...ED.) the captain of their ship...etc. Fixing my amp (again)...Bloody speaker blew in the Blower George Foreman "Pocket George" (Aparently a pocket George Foreman Grill...Doesnt really exist though, cos ive checked it out. Good idea though Smeg. ED.) Lottie Mayor her official site here

Personal comment: "I've fixed my amp..."

Will talks with deeply profound serenity of the beautiful and the bestial side of his guitar playing, his struggle to compose when the inspiration is drained from him but his steely determination to rip the guts from himself to lay himself bare in his commitment to his art.

In his own words, "to live in my head can be a nightmare, a gloriously horrific nightmare but it's always a better place to be than in my bedroom!" Some refer to Will as a throwback (his Mum in particular) but the ever growing coterie of 'Willfreaks' recognise the genius in the man whose guitar says everything:-zhug-a-zhung! Despite the interminable hours of practice, the infinite dedication to mastery and the unending, unyielding, unflinching mental stamina in pursuit of 'his sound', Will has still found the time to grow his hair.

Such is the measure of this giant in the annals of rock guitar, this behemoth in the cornucopia of rock stars, this leviathan in the panoply of cider drenched drunks. And can he play? F***-can he play. He sears and soars to places unknown to other guitarists, he tears up his fretboard, re-invents chord structures and spotlights the elusive blue notes in a passionately blistering marriage of man to instrument. See and hear it and then tell me this aint so!