Rasher (Bass Guitar, backing vocals)

Currently "Floating My Boat": Bass player Victor Wooten here with a version of The Beatles 'Norwegian Wood' Revolutionary new tool Yahoo Pipes rewire the web as they say. Hey how about The LG Prada; I could smash that one up tidy! The new Apple iPhone due for launch later this year. Replacing all those chargers with wireless power. Giving up smoking and (maybe!) alcohol! My new instantaneous water heater - rock n roll man! My new jacket, jumper, hat and gloves - Thanks to Jennifer, Shelley and Katie Ice Cold Jägermeister just in @ The Cotton Club 'Special House Balti' from The Pasha, Newport. Newport bands 'Clinical Groover' and Doctor Bison. Sambruka @ £1 a shot in The Cotton Club, Newport; Sambruka generally. Fixing the racket coming from the fan in my amp. Good stuff that WD40. Getting rid of my telly and reading more. Being re-introduced to Lager and Lime - cheers Gazza. The new banner @ The Cotton Club, kindly donated by a fan! "San Miguel Lager" drool at some pics The possibilities which will be brought to us through the power of nanoechnology.

Personal comment: "Live The Dream"

"Ladeeeeeeez and gentlemen - I give you; Rasher"

Of all GTFBi Rasher has more reason than any to wallow in the murky mists of the mire, to sleep in the swamp of the depressed, to sink into the sleaze of slops and dregs, to haunt the rank and fetid depths of the dungeons of gap-toothed dominatrix with their whips and razor blades, to shamble through the disgusting debris of the foul alleyways of life, to wander through the arid, pale, insipid wastelands of dementia, to give himself up to the ravages of mental anguish even to lower himself into dullness and despair, a pathetic, soulless gibbering heap of adipose tissue with fingers and a neck on which to hang the strap of his beloved Warwick bass.

And does this monster of a man allow himself to fall from grace even though his natty braids would justify all of this and more? You betcha bloody life he does.

Only the lure of thrumming the bass, of producing a swirling, majestic chest thumping boom keeps this man from the gutter (on gig nights).